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'Some foods, such as guacamole, potatoes and chocolate are particularly successful at increasing the amount of messages (users with these foods in their profile have over 100 percent more incoming messages than the average),' they said.'There are a few exceptions however.

Interestingly enough, despite the fact that it is both delicious and wonderful, mentioning fried chicken in a dating profile results in 15 percent fewer messages,' the research continued.

According to Zoosk, back in 2015 vegetarians didn't have much luck in the online dating department and resulted in 100 percent fewer replies than the average.'But now that’s it’s 2017, saying you’re a vegetarian is a plus.

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And as you get into your mid-30’s, the bar scene is really old and set-ups have become a bit of a joke. But because it creates opportunity where previously there was none. My best friend in New York is marrying a man she met on e Harmony. My sister’s best friend is in love with a man she met on e Harmony. So as I see it, you have two choices: quit online dating and make a supreme effort to go to as many parties, coffee shops and adult education classes as possible OR try to find a way to avoid the worst of the online daters.

Talking about food isn't the only way to have a successful dating app experience, with the research revealing that simply mentioning you're a foodie or talking about cooking will yield results.'Profiles that contain the word foodie receive 82 percent more incoming messages, while those who mention the word cook receive 26 percent more incoming messages,' Zoosk revealed.